It seems to come earlier every year
Breweries offering sweet spiced beer
And car commercials with bows on top
I’d like to know how rich people shop

Youtube comps of Walmart stampedes
Buying stuff that you don’t need
Made in the dark by small hands
Do they know it’s Christmas in those distant lands

And all of that present fodder
Makes the North Pole ever hotter
Santa’s gonna have to trade out his sleigh
For a magical yacht any day now

But given all this
I aint no grinch
I really really really really really really really really really really really really really
I really love Christmas
I love it so
I really love Christmas
Because that’s what Christmas is for
Oh yeah I really love Christmas
Just like a kid
Because it’s Christmas
That’s what it is

In Amazon warehouses modern elves
Load toys onto robot shelves
Injury rates may be appalling
But Jeff Bezos sure seems real jolly

Santa’s greatest trick by far
Is making toys from old dinosaurs
And then when the toys are tossed aside
A trash island forms a thousand miles wide

But given all this
I aint no grinch
I really really really really really really really really really really really really really
I really love Christmas
I love it so
I really love Christmas
Because that’s what Christmas is for
Oh yeah I really love Christmas
Just like a kid
Because it’s Christmas
That’s what it is

Its so much more important
Than ordinary folk think
It helps change the color of retailers ink


I really love Christmas
I love it so
I really love Christmas
Because that’s what Christmas is for
Oh yeah I really love Christmas
Just like a kid
Because it’s Christmas
That’s what it is

I really love Christmas
I love it so
I really love Christmas
Because that’s what Christmas is for
Oh yeah I really love Christmas
Just like a kid
Because it’s Christmas
That’s what it is