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The Male Gaze/ Seven Inches​!​!​!

by Crawford Smith and Liam Bassford

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Let's do something that you'll regret I swear you won't lose my respect Just let me get my 30 seconds in And if you ain't that into it N if you need to forget it Just take a coupla pulls off this gin Promise it won't last long I've been accused before of doing it wrong But to me it feels alright Let's do somethin you'll be regrettin I hope this was what you were expectin When I offered to walk you home from that bar I promise I won't tell our friends For you and me this courtship ends When the sun comes rushin through the mornin dark I no I'm no prize And on any other night you'd balk At gettin close to this cock
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I saw you at the pet store You were standing at the counter You were buying poop bags I asked you if you want a fag Knew you would say yes I saw your nicotine stained hands I asked you if you wanna fuck You said yes so we went up To your apartment and fuck like animals I said I'm in love You didn't say nothin Little did I know that (Chorus) You love that dog x3 More than you love me x2 When we started I was happy You were the first girl I could get To talk to me for more than 2 minutes But comin over the horizon I could sense a certain distance Oh no One day I came home early And in the closet of the bedroom I saw you fuckin that doberman pinscher again You said you was done with this When we begun Little did I know that (Chorus)
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The other day it suddenly struck me That I couldn't talk to people or get no pussy Spendin Saturday nights chillin at home With the TV on Gettin drunk alone The very next day I went out to a club Lookin to take advantage of some chicks who was drunk But I struck out, I don't know what went wrong I guess my game was off From chillin at home Next I tried a frat party Thinkin sorority chicks'd be loose n free But I was deceived, the place was filled with bros So I stood in the corner Gettin drunk alone So then I thought I'd set my sights too high Should go to a house party n learn to socialize But the scene was dead, I sat outside n got stoned It was exactly the same As chillin at home So if by some unlikely chance You wanna chill with me please don't take no offense When I say that I'd rather stay at home With the TV on Gettin drunk alone
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Sometimes I feel like going on a rampage Like Columbine it'll get on the front page Except when I'm done I won't blow out my brains So when they ask me why I did it I can say (Chorus) That I was insane (He was insane) Messed up in the brain (He was insane) I was insane (He was insane) And you were to blame Sometimes I feel like stealing a police van And re-enacting Death Race 2000 When a river of blood runs through the streets How do you think I will explain my spree (Chorus)
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The rollicking new split from a pair of demented roommates. Like e. coli for your ears.

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released April 2, 2013

The Male Gaze:
Crawford Smith: songs, guitars, lead vox
Liam Bassford: bass, guitar, backup vox
Alex Williams: drums, production/recording
Juliette Allen: mandolin, backup vox
Blare Coughlin: guitar, bass drum, backup vox
Olivia Kaplan: banjo, backup vox
Brachas: glockenspiel, backup vox
Lily Shebell: production/recording, backup vox
Steven Whitely: accordion, trumpet
Jehane Yazami: trash

Juliette, Blare, Olivia and Lily collectively make up Lady Stampede

Seven Inches!!!
Liam Bassford: songs, bass, vox
Crawford Smith: guitar
Alex Williams: drums, production/recording

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Crawford Smith Flagstaff, Arizona

Moved to Austin in hope of finding that sense of cowboy authenticity. Still a fake cowboy. Now in Flagstaff, still fake.

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